Confusing Chinese Names
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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This is hilarious ...
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)
BIG update
FWAH even leaves are getting a sunburn lo and a serious one some more LOL AYO how to survive like that? knn electricity bill up 22% weather so hot..FUCK! what you doinggggggggggg PAP..we choose pay and pay liao you still ask for more.. TOO MUCH LUH! i got limit one lor!


On the way back after gym..try to find the end la! bet the next day you won't feel like gyming anymore LOL i'll name this picture JOURNEY TO THE WEST(from northeast sengkang) LOL

The grass dam green and nice sia! but got don't know which idiot feet down there like spoil it? IMAO



alamak pudding at my cheek nia ma like that also wanna take.
i recommend CUP WALKER pudding milk tea to everyone! its dope man and please ask for double pudding, not padding HAHAHA.

J lei!!! best alphabet lo
free pepper ma cannot blame, silly things happen but not done by me, you guys should know i'm not silly at all wahahahah

he eating cheese burger.
This is what happen if you had too many CB, your face instantly evolve into BAI CHI(RETARDED) true true true!

OEI ben wah very slack hor knn!

Featuring ME!,DI! and JAZ!
This is what we do when we are waiting for one fella to finish consulting the ah nei doctor. Like what di says 'wtf sial he see what doctor sial, the doctor check his kuku jiao isizt? why so slow one!' HAHAHA BEN UR KUKU JIAO GOT CHECKED BY AN AH NEI HAHAHA! you got served sucka!
Oh ya its my brilliant idea to take some number series pic hahaha! trying to act young can anot? limbei going 21 in 3 months time lei! no more teenage lo SIANZ
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One of my best brother! MR DIDI! hes a master chief in SHANGRILA HOTEL WOOHOO! but he doesn't behave like one though, i wonder why? learn to be like me la na bei be more matured can anot tsk tsk!

Introducing LABEL kev! also known as COURAGEOUS KEV, VAINITY KEV, SUNGLASSES KEV, like-to-stick-out-tongue-take-pic KEV hehehe

My dear classmate!! can anybody guess his age?



Answer = he is younger than me =) like what the fuck? he is such a fucking poser! why? hes in an IG that learns how to facilitate students..IMAO who the hell interested in this kind of shit? POSER! everybody give him an american style look down! BOooooooooooooooo BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
bored try clicking =D